No. 40: Melanie Collins

NBA TV fans and the Philadelphia Flyers’ Scottie Upshall love Ms. Collins.

And after finding out that she voluntarily licked another women’s butt crack, the rest of the world does too.

No. 41: Gina Antoniello

This Wake Forest vixen dates Brian Zoubek, making this the hottest college relationship possible.

In fact, she can date anyone, and make them the hottest college couple.

No. 42: Carrie Underwood

The Ottawa Senators and Mike Fisher have never won a Stanley Cup.

But if he has to choose between Underwood and a title, it’s no contest.

No. 43: Eiko Koike

An under-the-radar pick, Koike continues to run strong with hubby, Japanese wrestler and MMA fighter Wataru Sakata.

I can think of two reasons why...

No. 44: Brooke Shields

One of the elder stateswomen on the list, Shields’ marriage to tennis giant Andre Agassi ended abruptly in 1999.

It always spells doom when the woman isn’t the best ball-handler in the relationship.

No. 45: Tyra Banks

Banks and Webber dated from 2001-2004, and it’s amazing how he put up with the bat-crap crazy woman for that long.

However, Webber’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, so whatever she said probably went right through one ear to the other.

No. 46: Jennifer Jones

Not much is known about Brett Cecil’s fiancée.

But she just seems to have such a great… personality.

No. 47: Laura Cover

According to IMDB, Cover has three goals in life: “be successful at my chosen path, marry the man of my dreams, and have lots of babies.”

I’m fine with all of those, but let’s hope she has those babies with people other than her husband Aaron Boone.

Don’t want to ruin Cover’s gorgeous DNA.

No. 48: Elsa Benitez

Rony Seikaly is the only person that you can Google and get only responses about his mouth-watering ex-wife.

And no one’s complaining about that.

No. 49: Hilary Duff

As a child of the nineties, I grew up with Hilary Duff.

I’m positive her boyfriend Mike Comrie “grew” with her too.

No. 50: Kendra Wilkinson

A long-time sports fan, Wilkinson achieved her dream of marrying a football player.

Sadly, she picked ninth string wideout Hank Baskett, who was a pariah in Indianapolis after his critical muff during the Super Bowl.

But hey, he probably gets way more play time with this gorgeous honey at home.

Anna Kournikova

Say “Hi” to Anna Kournikova.

She was one of the hottest women in sports, but now that her career is dead, she gains a new title:

WAG.

Yes, she is falls into the Wives and Girlfriends category that so many beauties have graced in the past.

Sadly, she made it because she dated Sasha Vujacic. I’m sorry for her.

“WAGs” was made popular by British tabloids who referenced the main squeezes of top soccer players. Now, the term has hit America’s women harder than Chicxulub.

And some of these women are so hot, they too could have killed the dinosaurs.

Obviously, ranking these women is a win-win for everyone. You may not agree with every pick, but just know that narrowing down so many women is incredibly difficult, and some well-known stunners may have been off the list.

Tiffany from Austin, TX

Have you ever gotten/given a wedgie?
Considering the fact that I have three brothers, I think the answer goes without saying! Although I have to admit that I've probably given them out a lot more than I've received them. I have a very immature sense of humor!
Where is the worst place to have a zit?
Oh wow there are a couple. The one right under your nose KILLS and it takes forever to surface! The other one is the loner in the middle of your cheek or forehead. That one is great because no matter what you do or how much you cover it up with make-up, you know that the first thing people will think when they see you is "nice try, but it's still there buddy".
What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?
The funniest thing I ever heard was "Did you fart because you just blew me away!" Not to sound scatological or anything, but I have to admit I laughed for a good couple of minutes at that one! The only good pick up lines are the funny ones and anything else is just terrible. The cheesier, the more repelling.
What’s the funniest thing in the world to you?
I am so ashamed to say this, but when people trip, fall or essentially make complete idiots out of themselves in public, I lose all self-control. I have, however, mastered the art of controlling myself so as to not laugh in direct view of the unfortunate soul. BUT let's not forget that I am one of the goofiest people out loose in the streets and never miss a chance to make an ass out of myself so I hope that that in itself will vindicate me.
What would you do with 10,000 dollars?
Because I love to travel, I would go around the world with 2 friends. Safari in central Africa, desert in north Africa, backpacking in Europe, beaches in the pacific, exploring in south America... I want to see and do everything! Although I'm not sure how far 10,000 would get me... I'm not too good with budgets, you see.
What's the most epic way to die?
I see maybe jumping out of a burning house with 2 kids under your arms and mister jingles, the family cat, hanging out of your underpants in a desperate attempt to save them (which you do by letting them use you as a cushion and subsequently dying yourself because of it). Or jumping in front of the president to save him right after your hear two gunshots and knowing that "NOOOOOooo...." will actually be the last word that you utter. Something heroic of that nature.
If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
A ladybug! Everyone loves ladybugs because you get to make a wish every time one lands on you! You just want to nuzzle those cute little buggers!
Favorite look on a guy:
I have to admit that I'm a full out preppy girl. Love the English or Ivy League or Nantucket/Cape Cod/Martha's Vineyard look. Blazers, polos, rugby shirts, trench coats, nice clean hair... oooh! Makes me go nuts! But of course, looks don't matter. I'm just speaking hypothetically here. It's what's inside that counts.
Have you ever hooked up with someone you met on the internet?
DEAR GOD NO! I may be blonde but I certainly am not completely daft! Fat, shady and stupid is no way to go through life, and no way to meet a significant other, either. Ew.
Did you ever go to a summer camp and hook-up?
I once went to camp when I was 7 and I was so traumatized by the food that I refused to ever go back to camp. This meant that camp was never much of a hook up option. But I made up for that in other ways :) No, not band camp.

Marie from St. Paul, MN

Which canceled TV show would you bring back if you had the power?
Sex and the City, for sure. The movie was great and I can't wait to see the second one.
What Disney character would you be and why?
That one rich dog from Oliver and Friends. As long as I didn't have to be a dog. But come on, that bitch had everything!
Describe your fantasy wedding. If it's too girly you lose.
Well, my fantasy wedding would have to be at Target Field (the Minnesota Twins' new stadium). My fantasy husband would be a Twins player, specifically Joe Nathan or JJ Hardy. I think that qualifies as not too girly :)
What was your senior superlative? Senior quote?
I didn't get voted for any. But since I somehow got stuck in yearbook, I know that I was second for most likely to be famous. Senior quote was "Can we make a mistake and miss our fate? Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate." Kinda cheesy, but it's from Sex and the City of course!
Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.
Natty Ice puke yellow
Girl's worst fear:
I'm gonna spare you boys the details, but we'll say it's period related.
How many piercings do you have?
Five. Two in each ear (and you can guess the fifth one). Just kidding, it's my bellybutton!
Have you ever had to use crutches?
Yep, usually just for a couple days though. I've sprained both ankles several times.
What is the earliest time of day you’re ever started drinking and why?
Like 10. One morning after a party I got dared to drink a can of beer that was the combined remnants of all the not-quite-empty beer cans laying around. That shit was awful, but I'm not one to turn down a dare.
What's something you do if you really like a guy?
Text him too much. Which I should really know not to do, because I hate it if a guy is constantly texting me. Note to guys: If you like a girl, you should randomly text her once in a while.